My thoughts on COLLEGE

dear kid in the front, please stop asking stupid questions. I can't bare to see the teachers face in shock due to your stupidity again. Love, me

Never wear WHITE pants ice blocking.

It might be a good idea to EAT breakfast and pack a lunch if you're going to be gone from 7-5. (in my case it was a good thing it was taco Tuesday....made up for missing 2 meals!)

Attend TACO Tuesday!

check your online assignments before you have already MISSED 2.

when you're sick CALL your older brother he will give you every medicine possible! (pretty much just call him for anything!)

If your friends have a washer and dryer USE them. Even if it means you make them dinner.

Avoid EARLY morning classes like the plague!! (too late)

only drive on campus when you have to, people are EVERYWHERE.

Institute will CHANGE your life.

Facebook makes EVERYTHING look glamorous.

Careful who you hang out with....they could BECOME your best friends.

Sometimes in church me and my roommate sing until we both hit a high note and everyone else goes low. (happened twice) then we STOP singing.

If you wanna make friends invest in a mannequin head. People WILL love you!

The walls at rich hall are not the strongest...they may BREAK.

You find out WEIRD things when you facebook stalk. (we try to avoid it)

The mere thought of FREE food for a college student is like Christmas morning.

True aggie night is NOT all that it's cracked up to be.

If you are trying to hide something, hide it really WELL. (I guess we're predictable considering the boys always find it.)

Seven people on a couch anaconda SQUEEZING each other during a scary movie is the greatest thing ever.

I’m comforted to know that I’m not the only one who eats CAKE batter....and that people will share it with me.

Ross is probably the GREATEST store ever.

Don’t come in last. Ever. It's not the best of all the game, you WILL get a pie thrown in your face.

BELTING it too Kelly Clarkson may cause a temporary loss to the voice.

Star gazing is cool and BLINDING!

Running in circles in a huge elevator does NOTHING.

G.N.O's don’t exist in college....boys always crash them.

Thinking about meeting the people in our apt.

girl who gave talk today. WE like you. Can we be friends?

Ultimate aggie? Consider it done. Or wait....what does that mean?

COLORS have never been so secretive until now.

2 words. THE LIST

falling down the stairs sucks. Falling down the stairs twice in the same day is just EMBARASSING. (heels suck)

“GIRLS in front keep breathing!”-girl we don't like to be told what to do, Thank you.

Yes shelly we will do ANYTHING to look like you! (after birthing 4 children) it's upsetting how hot she is!

Trying to FIND out someones last name for FB stalking purposes shouldn't be that hard. You think that type of information would come up on a date...right?

Dorm full of boys plus 7 pets. I don't think that's ALLOWED.

I THINK we have pets. Never seen em.

Cookie dough and dance party. Sign me up!

If I hear “moves like Jagger” one more time. We're going to throw ky's computer out the window!

Hand shake?? Eric and Dylan YOU'RE so on!

there is nothing worse then when your roommates wont let you make popcorn anymore. (it wasn't THAT bad!)

Rm 301 theme:

“so you agree, you think you're really pretty?” you betcha!

Rm 301 phrases

"like would I?" like ya!

"it's a little bit more awkward now"

"guys, i'm Mormon"


LOVE always and forever, MEGAN and the ROOMIES!