the four year journey...where to?

Tonight Mike said that him and Chels were coming over to my parents house tonight to make the "announcement" of course after the usual joking of it being a pregnancy announcement (Mike likes to say "we have an announcement" a lot just to make us think Chelsey is pregnant) which by the way she ISN'T.  So really this time the announcement was where they decided they would go to Dental school. Mike got accepted to five schools and finally decided which one they were to attend.

The fam and I made guesses as to where they chose (they narrowed it down to two schools, Phoenix and Louisville)

So it was 7:05 PM and the conference calling began. He announced. LouPHOENIX!!  And then at that very moment I went nuts! that's what I guessed but only because that's where I wanted them to go. Kennadee also showed a lot of excitement. (that's where she guessed.) Then poor little Bee cried because she guessed Louisville. I know she was secretly crying because she's going to miss them. (beloved brother and sister-in-law and past Nursery teachers) It's a really cute relash. 


It is bittersweet. I am so proud of Mike and all he has accomplished.

He will be great. They will be great. They will also be greatly missed. 
I feel like that conference call Sunday Night thing will become a regular.

Hoppin on the ol wagon

So, I have a confession to make. I was at the midnight premier of breaking dawn. NO I am not a twilight fanatic. I repeat, I am not. glad that is clear. Truthfully I couldn't even read more then the first book. I saw the past movies and I liked them alright. In one word I would say they were dece. While everyone SHOULD agree with me that they are not the best made movies. I kinda liked it. I don't even know why. (I was just going because all my roommates wanted to go) And I thought why not?

Arriving to the theater which was full of loud girls, made me question my decision. Nonetheless I was in a really good mood and excited to be with my roommates. The line for concessions was very long. together we contemplated whether or not we would buy something. I quickly started laughing and said "all of these people in line are going to have to work out so hard tomorrow!" i'm terrible i know. I just needed to make myself feel good and remind myself that I didn't want popcorn. (which only makes your hands buttery and your lips dry! )

An hour passes as we are sitting in the theater having a good time. Our other roommate who was meeting us there called and somehow we all started giving her an order for what we wanted at Wendy's. (I secretly wanted food all along) and I caved, we all caved. "we need 4 frosty's, 4 value fries, and 2 hamburgers" Yes we managed to get this all into the theater, with absolutely no problem, not even a with a suspicious whiff from the ticket takers. I like us. a lot

back to the movie. Childbirth is already something that terrifies me. Now I'm just glad there isn't such thing as half vampire babies.

dear beautiful boy,

I don't know your name, I don't know how old you are, and I don't know where you live. (this would be creepy) here's what I do know. You ride the bus with me in the wee hours of the morning. You are usually eating a carrot which I find so fascinating and random. You wear specs that are super cool, you have very pretty teeth and you wear great shoes. (shoes are a deal breaker for me.) oh and we're both always late to our classes.

You have no idea who I am. I am the girl who shyly hides in her coat as you get on the bus because guess what I didn't put make-up on for my 7:30 class. (shocker) One day we made eye-contact and you smiled at me. My name is Megan, and one day I will talk to you. In the meantime could you make it a little easier to approach you? thanks.

love,

Megan, the girl on the bus.

Throbbing Insults

(The following posts title has been picked by Katie and will be written by Megan.) here we go

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me."  We have all heard this, Am I right?  These are true words of wisdom, however people who actually use these words are probably the ones who do get offended by hurtful words. Which I think is ironic. so if you want people to think you are offended SAY IT! I dare you.

Did you know there is a website that will insult you? for free! http://www.insult-o-matic.com/

I am not a person who takes things personally or is insulted easily. But who in the right mind would want to be insulted by a computer. You should probably find something better to do.

Yesterday I heard something which I found incredibly funny. On TV they were interviewing Selena Gomez and about half way through the program the interviewer brought up death threats.  And my first thought was, "who could dislike Solena Gomez?"  I think she is adorable! Anyway I found out the death threats were coming from 14 year-old girls who thought they would date Justin Bieber.  How comical is this? I guess it is comical because I dreamed of the same thing when I was 14.  I thought Nick Jonas was the next hottest thing to wearing your pajama pants to middle school, because it was "COOL." (luckily my dad never approved of this fashion trend, and wouldn't let me participate. which reminds me, I never thanked him.) 

One time I went to a "JO BRO" concert in the 9th grade and bought a t-shirt.  I will never forget the amount of mocking that came from each one of my siblings when I returned home. "how much did you pay for that?  Do you know it probably costs only 2 dollars to make that and you just paid 40 for it!"  It was like they were truly disappointed in me. They knew I fell deep into the trap of 14 year-old infatuation for a boy who wore skinny jeans. (this was when only "SK8R" boys wore skinny jeans" Luckily about after a week I came to my senses and realized there was no hope for me, sigh.

Obsessed with Obsessions

The best part about living with five other girls is learning new things that will make your life a bajillion times easier. It is exciting to learn there are other ways to do things. (other then the ways your family does them) like today I learned that you can cook a grilled cheese in a George foreman. No flipping required! Greatest thing ever right. Oh and my other roommate introduced me to coffee mate. (yes I read coffee and thought I could have nothing to do with it.) who knew it was just like the vanilla flavoring you add to hot chocolate from 7-11. This will for sure change my life for the better.

You also learn weird things about the female specimen, girls are the WIERDEST! I don't mean this in a rude way, because well I happen to be female and I rather like myself in a non narcissistic way. Over the past few days us gals have been talking because well that's what we do best, we GAB! And guess what every single one of us has obsessions, and many.

My latest obsession has been blogs. I have a confession, I may read blogs everyday the whole day at work. NBD When I’m not at work I’m usually in class, or something like that. This brings up my next obsession, my S.I. Instructor. (supplemental instruction.) If I attend SI it is just to see HIM. When I tell someone I am obsessed with him they first ask (excitedly of course) Is he cute? I then ponder my thoughts....”um not really” and then quickly remark “it is a strange attraction I guess, he is just so funny.” (it may also be because he is one of the few males who is an unmarried RM) I clearly have an obsession and the next step is to act on it. So that's just what I did. I went to S.I. Sat kinda in the front so that he could get a good look at me, if he wanted, of course. The next step, answer a question. So he asked a question on our upcoming test and nobody answered! I felt awkward for him and his quirky little self so I shot my hand up without even thinking. Luckily I answered the question right and guess what? I got him to look at me! Definitely noteworthy, right? But wait that's not all. Earlier this week I swiped his card in one of the computer labs. Very noteworthy!

As far as obsessions go for the roommates there are also many.

Like being so strangely obsessed with a male. (we'll call him albino man.) Yes everyone who comes in contact with this one specific roommate knows at least a little bit about this mysterious “albino man,” who isn't even really albino. (which is good because if he really was we couldn't call him that, it would just be mean, right?) simply sighting this rather light skinned fellow with white hair is enough to excite my dear friend. I have seen him twice this week when I wasn't with her. When I told her I saw albino man in the library she tried to keep calm and she did a pretty good job. On the inside though I could tell she was freaking out. “tell me everything.” “what was he doing” she said as calmly as she could. “was he with pretty girls” she said before I even started to answer her first question. Lets just say when albino man is spotted it is a good day in room 301! On a more serious note--you know when you just feel like you should be best friends with someone, because you get to know them so well. (in a creepy/ stockerish manner) and you just think, “if only he knew who I was.” (I sure hope I am not the only one, because that would be embarrassing. Extremely.) This must be why we are roommates. And thank to the goodness we have each other to confide in.

Another one for the books is tabloid reading. Who knew one individual could have so much knowledge in this department? I mean really, celebs are dead to men. (why would I care about someone who has no idea I even exist?) This next roommate could rattle off to you everything from Kim Kardashians wedding to the recent breakups to the “did you know Ashton Kutcher cheated on his wife!” (well he did, and now he has a love child.) See it is even rubbing off on me, the person who has never even touched or gotten close enough to breathe on a PEOPLE magazine.

The obsessions could go on and on since I have so many roommates. Here are a few more. Calves, jungle fever, turbo jam, taking photos, and um RYAN GOSLING?

Why do Women have so many obsessions you may ask? I have no freakin idea! Sorry folks. My guess is that it is something to occupy our minds, give us self gratification, or simply just give us a good story to tell.

My thoughts on COLLEGE

dear kid in the front, please stop asking stupid questions. I can't bare to see the teachers face in shock due to your stupidity again. Love, me

Never wear WHITE pants ice blocking.

It might be a good idea to EAT breakfast and pack a lunch if you're going to be gone from 7-5. (in my case it was a good thing it was taco Tuesday....made up for missing 2 meals!)

Attend TACO Tuesday!

check your online assignments before you have already MISSED 2.

when you're sick CALL your older brother he will give you every medicine possible! (pretty much just call him for anything!)

If your friends have a washer and dryer USE them. Even if it means you make them dinner.

Avoid EARLY morning classes like the plague!! (too late)

only drive on campus when you have to, people are EVERYWHERE.

Institute will CHANGE your life.

Facebook makes EVERYTHING look glamorous.

Careful who you hang out with....they could BECOME your best friends.

Sometimes in church me and my roommate sing until we both hit a high note and everyone else goes low. (happened twice) then we STOP singing.

If you wanna make friends invest in a mannequin head. People WILL love you!

The walls at rich hall are not the strongest...they may BREAK.

You find out WEIRD things when you facebook stalk. (we try to avoid it)

The mere thought of FREE food for a college student is like Christmas morning.

True aggie night is NOT all that it's cracked up to be.

If you are trying to hide something, hide it really WELL. (I guess we're predictable considering the boys always find it.)

Seven people on a couch anaconda SQUEEZING each other during a scary movie is the greatest thing ever.

I’m comforted to know that I’m not the only one who eats CAKE batter....and that people will share it with me.

Ross is probably the GREATEST store ever.

Don’t come in last. Ever. It's not the best of all the game, you WILL get a pie thrown in your face.

BELTING it too Kelly Clarkson may cause a temporary loss to the voice.

Star gazing is cool and BLINDING!

Running in circles in a huge elevator does NOTHING.

G.N.O's don’t exist in college....boys always crash them.

Thinking about meeting the people in our apt.

girl who gave talk today. WE like you. Can we be friends?

Ultimate aggie? Consider it done. Or wait....what does that mean?

COLORS have never been so secretive until now.

2 words. THE LIST

falling down the stairs sucks. Falling down the stairs twice in the same day is just EMBARASSING. (heels suck)

“GIRLS in front keep breathing!”-girl we don't like to be told what to do, Thank you.

Yes shelly we will do ANYTHING to look like you! (after birthing 4 children) it's upsetting how hot she is!

Trying to FIND out someones last name for FB stalking purposes shouldn't be that hard. You think that type of information would come up on a date...right?

Dorm full of boys plus 7 pets. I don't think that's ALLOWED.

I THINK we have pets. Never seen em.

Cookie dough and dance party. Sign me up!

If I hear “moves like Jagger” one more time. We're going to throw ky's computer out the window!

Hand shake?? Eric and Dylan YOU'RE so on!

there is nothing worse then when your roommates wont let you make popcorn anymore. (it wasn't THAT bad!)

Rm 301 theme:

“so you agree, you think you're really pretty?” you betcha!

Rm 301 phrases

"like would I?" like ya!

"it's a little bit more awkward now"

"guys, i'm Mormon"


LOVE always and forever, MEGAN and the ROOMIES! 

Life goes on

Note to the gentle reader: This post will be enhanced by playing the following song in the background as you read. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzeAkQQxbEo

"Life goes on", or so they say. But is it really a life worth living after certain key losses? Who are they to tell you that anyway, speaking as though they knew your pain or even felt a similar sorrow. My life was changed several years ago, at a very key time in my life. During those tough years of high school, I felt lost, alone, confused, and often longed for ways to fill that emptiness. Many youths of my time were content to console themselves with drugs, alcohol, or less than desirable female companionship. I, however, found something that filled my void as well as my stomach. Through a life-changing friend, I was introduced to my gateway drug, a delicious deep-fried Mexican style dinner at a price I was more than willing to pay. My Bajio fixes became legendary, meeting the needs of body and soul. It quickly became one of my new best friends, a friend that seemed to know just where to find me.

I was initially nervous to serve an LDS mission, but not for some of the reasons you might suspect. I wasn't too worried about giving up my favorite music, pastimes, or video games as other sometimes are. Among my concerns was being separated from my dear companion who had so richly blessed me during my struggling high school years. How could I live apart from Bajio after being so abundantly provided for by Her bounteous arm? Another thing they say is that the Lord does provide and He will prepare a way. And thus it happened in my case. Taking it on faith that all would be well, I accepted the call to serve in Indiana. My introduction to the food world of Indiana was something less than divine; actually borderline demonic. My missionary companion decided it would be a great start to my service for us all to venture in to the local White Castle. I almost left my mission and returned home after that meal. The whole state was not so backward in culinary taste, however, as I was blessed to serve in a small town in southern Indiana in a beautiful area of God's country. At this same time, there were those special men and women being inspired from above to franchise Bajio, emanating from the beautiful Wasatch mountains and beyond. While thus faithfully engaged in the work, I accepted an invitation to work with my district leader in his area of labor. I met him in his larger, college town driving the many miles to his home.

That's where I saw Her again for the first time in many months, in a place where I had nearly abandoned all hope of ever seeing Her again. I am ashamed to admit it, but in the months before, I had stopped hoping for Her, realizing my only way forward was to leave Her behind; a sacrifice in the service. I wept graciously inside, but outwardly expressed in a casual tone to the older missionary that this restaurant might be a good option for lunch. I reasoned that it was centrally located, had a high person-to-area ratio, and mentioned the fact that I had seen it in a possibly inspired vision the night before. He nonchalantly conceded that I made a good point, informing me that for college-aged students anything on the menu was only $5. My heart literally grew warm, prompting a fleeting fear of infarction, at the thought of receiving twice as much sustenance for the same monetary investment. I was truly blessed that day and realized that miracles do indeed happen in our day. I recall sharing a more powerful than normal testimony with many we talked with that day of this newly reaffirmed truth. With my mission now saved, I was able to continue and finish the work each day, receiving occasional Bajio hits that kept me going.

On returning home to Utah, I found that all seemed well with my favorite place. However, there was a nagging feeling that Bajio might not be doing so well. Kind of like a sickly show horse that just can't trot like he used to. More than once, I was among the only patrons gratefully eating in their grand dining area. I tried to convince myself that this was likely because I ate there at late hours; their lunch crowd was what kept them afloat I reasoned. My life continued, and She was always there, stalwart as ever but being manipulated behind the scenes. Bajio provided one of the first meals I shared with my beautiful wife Chelsey, as well as giving us a place to entertain her out of town relatives as they visited. It was during this last visit that we encountered the horrible news.

As we proceeded to order, we inquired of the chef what had happened to the Draper Bajio location. She regretfully informed us that Top management had decided to transform all current locations into another, shoddy low-quality restaurant. The Bajio locations were to be phased out and replaced. My horrible prediction had finally been realized; so ironic I thought how again the popular opinion of the people could be so wrong. It hadn't worked in Communist Russia or with Fascist Germany. People simply do not desire what is best for them. As a student of psychology and history, I was not surprised, but deeply troubled by the realization that humanity could not make wise decisions and the pursuant destruction of society this would ultimately lead to.

Resigned to a world without Bajio, I return to my introduction. "Life goes on". While it may be true that we continue breathing after something tragic like this happens, we are actually somewhat deadened inside. And contrary to popular advertising and beauty ads which idolize the outside or appearance as what's real, it's what's inside that matters. Apparantly the management of Bajio had a soul that died long ago in order to make such a tragic decision, for their insides are likely blacker than a buried coffin. Maybe I can inquire if there is room for one more.

Coming soon, Part 2, the redemptive conclusion

the unexpected

Earlier this summer the fam and I were enjoying a nice picnic. pizza...volleyball I mean the whole nine yards. The whole family was together on this particular day which is rare considering Justin never comes home! (joke) so everyone was home and we planned a special family outing to the park. everything was going great until we started playing kick-ball. My 5 year-old sister Kennadee was trying to learn the rules (which i can imagine is a lot for a little girl to take in) after I got her out on 1st base she ran away crying. So we started trying to play again...(which was hard considering there were only 5 people playing total) as we were beginning to got restless with this game that was obviously not working because i mean you can only have so many "ghost runners" Just as everyone i'm sure was thinking "wow this is lame". suddenly something amazing happened, we turned our heads to see a Giant polar bear trudging up the steep hill on Wasatch blvd. Still wondering what it was...i shouted "lets go run to it, i bet they're giving out coke or something!" oh ya and this giant mobile polar bear played music to...sweet elevator music! so me and my little sisters started coming with me to get a better view of it. (no one else would come with me) as we got to the sidewalk of the park we started waving, and then it pulled over right into the church parking lot next to the park. there were 2 middle aged men operating this giant bear and started waving at us to come over. I thought for a moment and then ran back to get my dad...because i was scared to go by myself of course! soon everyone else followed and one-by-one all the girls started hopping on this monstrous thing. so it wasn't a coca cola bear and it wasn't giving out free coke.(dang it) but it was the most unexpected memorable happening on this family outing. thank you giant polar bear-for letting us ride you.

and Ethan was laughing for the first time in public...pretty sure.

Collections

How many of you took it upon yourselves to start a collection of some sort during your early years? Let me guess, you had a rock collection! Now you may be surprised that I guessed so easily but soon enough you will realize why it is a given. The thought of my own childhood collections came into consciousness this past week as the kids at work put together their time machine craft. My co-worker decided feathers would be a fun add-on and as my eyes met the colorful array of feathers sprawled out on the table, it took me back to my feather collecting days. I had long ones and short ones, fuzzy ones and silky ones, solid ones and striped ones... but why in the world would a child choose feathers? I will tell you why because they were free and you could find them anywhere and everywhere. Yeah pretty disgusting and I'm not really sure why my mom let me keep a whole slew of germ infested bird sheddings in our home. I guess is wasn't worth a fight. Now once I realized how easy feathers were to come by, I was even more exhilarated to learn how easy it would be to collect rocks. The only downfall to rocks was their weight. Transport could be a little tricky but this is when I discovered a new use for my little red wagon. It was the greatest thing since sliced bread! I even took the liberty of picking out my neighbor's finest for my new collection. The collection grew quite rapidly too, well for about a week, until my mom realized the source of my new additions and made me take them all back. I'm sure my neighbor was relieved to have her landscaping back in tact. I quickly discovered too that rocks were pretty much little kids' version of "sports cards." Hey, I will trade you this gigantic one for that sparkly one! O those were the days when everything was simple and carefree. I think it was first or second grade when I finally started to move up in the realm of collecting. I began collecting trolls. You remember those? A cross between an alien and a gnome with crazed out hair. It was all about the hair. I remember getting so much pleasure out of rearranging my troll shelf daily; I was so proud of them. Weird I know... but back to the rock collection. If you never had one growing up, you really missed out. All readers stay tuned in for my next blog which will cover the neti pot kit! I'm out.

Used Car Lot Revisited

I am ashamed to admit this is my first post for Used Car Lot and I feel it only appropriate if I share the ironic reason that possessed me to write this week. As many of you may know, the Hewlett family has a wonderful get-away cabin tucked way back in the Uintas just past Kamas. As Mike and I pulled up to the cabin this past Saturday evening, in our tardiness, we were surprised to see such a full lot of cars on the front lawn. Well, it wasn't this alone that triggered my memory of the long lost blog the family started a couple years back. What brought it home was Kim's words as I approached the door in the event of leaving for the derby. A group of us were discussing driving arrangements and Kim said well you guys have a whole lot of used cars to chose from. Then it hit me USED CAR LOT! The name of our Hewlett blog is quite fitting in many ways. The family continues to grow and each of us, quite broken in, have something incredible and unique to contribute to the whole. I was quite pleased to get on and see so many posts... and good posts might I add. They have done a fine job in eliciting quite a few laughs from me.

recap of past month in text form.

As I noticed that my Inbox had over 1400 text messages i decided it would be best to delete. however i dread deleting them because I feel like they are a part of me. So I quickly found some of the funniest things that people said to me and saved them. some of them are totally random and wont make sense but i found them very comical! here are a few.....

"ps my husband is going to have a hot butt. No big deal"

"i loved little megan" (what about big megan?)

"my roomates have gone mad and read romance novels outloud at night. cant they just go find boyfriends? that's what i thought. well goodnight, i need my beauty sleep because i'm going prospect hunting in the morning."

"he claims he is happily married" (debatable)

"fen"

"Narcissist" (how do you spell that?? ha )

"what are sluts to do now that its getting colder?"

"of course not, too healthy."

"good thing you watched conference"

"it's a quarter after one i'm all alone and i need you now" (received and 1:15)

"ladies! haha its our date night tonight! :)" (........)

"esther fowkes is waiting for her work to be done and we're going to be able to do if for her! :)" (pretty sure we got that taken care of...dont worry)

"how are your pre nates working out for you?"

"hey do you wanna have an art history study group tomo night at like 8:30?"

"YR"

"i go to school, dont you?" (questionable)

"welcome to early school geek" (i promise i'm not a geek and that it was for a good reason)

"I bought my first pair of skinny jeans"

"a little spider boy just walked up to me on campus and gave me a reeses cup. those kids are full of surprises!"

"dear white children- plt presentations......" (this is not racist)

"me and susan are retarded. we decided to light paper on fire in our room because we had a lighter. yeah now it just reaks!" (smart!)

"so not even kidding i saw a girl that looks EXACTLY like you just now...so yeah...just made a fool of myself and it wasn't even you..."

"i love it when couples not only hold hands, but when they swing their hands"

"you and dan both gone...hmmmm suspicious :)"

"hey bud, dont forget to pay they phone bill." (usual...ha)

"."

i can now press the delete button and sleep soundly tonight.

love
MEGAN

The Lost Art: ReFound

Hey everyone, we have a guest writer...SUSAN! Enjoy! love, kathryn h


Every college student needs a hobby. This is a fact. Yes, a fact. For those college students without a hobby answer me this question. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE!? There is nothing wrong with homework but don’t waste your young life in the books! The result is not success, its pen marks on your face from the homework you did the night before, it’s the book that has somehow managed to attach itself to your cheek, and it’s the drool that runs down your binder. So here is a list of my hobbies. I will stick to the hobbies that anyone can pick up that will bring happiness for all, anti-social and those never alone.

1. Feeding cactuses. When stuck in some random city visit the local nursery. Buy a small cactus because they are soft and furry. Overall, fun to play with. Do not forget to supply food for your cactus. This should not be an issue as they only need a small amount of water. Unless you by chance live in C11 at Snow Gardens. This apartment has somehow managed to over feed Larry the cactus. He is now obese. For me, FAIL.

2. French Braiding hair. Some of my girlfriends like their hair braided. I do this for them because it will curl their hair or keep it out of their beautiful face. This is not very time consuming but much more so then overfeeding a cactus. The problem with this is you only have so much hair to braid, sooner or later you run out. Yes, run out. My girlfriends also tend to sleep on it and when they wake up their hair is a mess of something. For me, FAIL.

3. Listening to country music. One of my favorite things to do. When one does this you must draw at the same time! Draw pictures of what the song reminds you of and then give it to your room mates! They will love that you did something for them. Warning, do not give to your roommate at two in the morning while she is sleeping. Result? For me, FAIL.

4. Reading 2002 date ideas. This is a book that can be found at your local college campus library. For me it is the Karen H. Huntsman library. (I stared at the title of the library from the window in my modern social problems class, this may also be a good hobby. Result may be fail though in both the happiness it brings you and in your class.) When you get the book study it hard! With study comes practice and applying. I personally applied number thirteen to a first date.

“

Forget about having a big wedding and just elope

”

(Haynes, Edwards.) This did not go well, in fact as soon as they saw that we were heading in the direction for Las Vegas he tucked and rolled. I think he is still somewhere in the desert wandering. I still don’t understand, but, FAIL!

5. Knitting. Brings true happiness. Not many do this anymore and in fact you only really see grandmas do this but let me tell you something, the elderly are extremely wise. Yes, Wise. Like I told my mom, it is an investment! I can now knit my own scarves and my own sweaters! Today I was looking through a book of patterns and found the ugliest sweater pattern; I can’t wait to wear one. (THAT I MADE!!) For now though I must stick with the scarf and keep it as basic as possible until I improve. I do have a plan though. I plan to knit my own Halloween costume and I will be a knight in shining armor! My armor will look like the chain but in all reality will just be yarn in the basic kitting stitch. I will stay warm and movable this year unlike the poor little boy in The Christmas Story. Overall, SUCCESS!

As you can see five is the best choice. It will definitely make you happy in your life. For those who like people they can start teaching their friends. I have also done this and succeeded in teaching her to cast on. She has yet to start the knit stitch though. Perhaps she can just cast on a gigantic scarf. I’m positive she could pull that off as well as every other person alive. My future kids will be warm. :D

SUEZ

sometimes I have anxiety attacks....

I get anxiety attacks from things that people would laugh about. I don't know why but the following list is things that I dislike very much.

1. The gas light- you know it is going to come on, but you always hope for the gas to last another day. Today as I was driving home from work, looked at my gas meter which was clearly close to empty, my thoughts were that I would definitely have enough to last me to the next day. I heard a not normal noise in my car that alarmed me, I then looked at my dashboard and saw that it was the gas light. I literally gasped in my car by myself, I guess I worried that I wouldn't make it to a gas station even though I was driving right past one at the time and the car STILL has gas in it! That was the second time my gas light has come on while I was driving, and I never want to experience it again.

2. belt routes- first of all I find them really confusing. Also they just make me nervous, I don't like making decisions in a split second when it could potentially change my life. I mean one way takes you home and the other to the middle of nowhere, with no cellphone coverage. My worst fear is that I will take the wrong way and be lost forever! I know this is ridiculous, but I think about it quite a bit, and now believe that it really could happen.

3. tumbleweed- every time I see it I scream like a man. I only scream like a man when I am really scared. If I am driving when I see it then I stop breathing and my palms become sweaty. I can only try to explain this because tumbleweed is on EVERY scary movie made. Lets just say that movies ruin people.....

And to explain the other things....ask my siblings. It's probably from all of their non-stop teasing and talk of monsters in my basement as a youngster. It didn't help that I was an easy target though. thanks guys.

LOVE, MEGAN

Skool

I used to think that I liked school until I found out I needed to write an eighteen page single spaced paper on myself. Sure I like myself, but not that much. It has gotten to the point in my paper where I am required to make up events in my life. My teacher will soon think that I grew up in another country and surprisingly I'm fine with that. I think I'll also lead him to believe that I have a tattoo. Yeah I think so, I mean he can't kick me out of his class for that can he? The worst thing he can do is judge me and I'm sure he has already done that. I have also started a second life account so that I can talk about that in my paper. The fact that I can fly in my second life should guarantee me the A, and if not, it was worth the waste of time. When I'm not living my second life I usually find myself doing just about anything so that I can go home and add it to my paper. Like today at school I found myself making fun of a kid. The first thing I did was go home and write about how I like to make fun of people. Then I wrote about how I made fun of the kid just so I could add it to my paper. It works right? Its about my life so it would have to. I thought about talking about my family in my paper but decided against it because that would be too easy and exactly what my teacher is looking for. When I'm done writing this post I'll probably go back to my paper and write about how I wrote a blog about my eighteen page paper and how it is taking over my life.

love, kathryn h

old school

     This past summer in the month of June I was heading into the Mountains to my cabin which is in Woodland UT. On the way you go through a small town(they do have a stop light) called Kamas. As me and my brother were driving down the stretch we saw two horses pulling something. at this point it was unclear what it was exactly. my only thoughts were that an Amish family had moved in or something....which would have been awesome, just kinda random.
     As we came closer we could not believe the sight.  The horses were pulling a palate (wooden things at grocery stores) on the palate was a lawn chair, a women was sitting on it like it was a carriage or something. If she was trying to save gas or didn't have car couldn't she just ride the horse?? the old fashioned way?   Oh man she looked like she was struggling so much! Trying to stay on. also i have a few questions to ask her, I really wish that I pulled over and talked to her. 1. where are the wheels??  2. how do you see....the horses bums are at your eye level?  3. what happens when the horses poop? does the palate just act as a shovel does and drag it around everywhere??  
     One of the oddest things i have seen.....maybe she needs a little help making some wheels. But then again maybe she uses this awful invention to make people look twice and laugh and how dumb it is, sure made my
day!

with love
MEGAN

Free Cereal for a Year

As I was pouring myself a bowl of Golden Puffs ® this morning, I was caught off guard by a strange object that fell into my bowl.  I was in shock.  I thought the days of fun toys in your cereal were over.  Apparently not.  This was a small, plastic-wrapped ad enticing me to enter a sweepstakes to win free cereal for a year.  Who wouldn't want that?

Justin

Obsolete? Not quite.

The other day I noticed that a co-worker of mine had some phone books stacked under his computer monitor.  It was understandable.  After all, what better use could one find for a phone book?  Surely we have no need to actually look up a phone number the old fashioned way.

It would seem that the only thing they're good for is taking up space - raising things up, or flattening things, such as dried-up leaves for mother.

As a kid I remember new phone books being delivered quite regularly.  Each subsequent new phone book was, of course, promptly disposed of.  We already had a phone book.  Yes, we had gotten a new phone book just a month ago.

It saddens me to see that technology, as much as I love it, has made phone books go the way of the electric car.  But I'm comforted to know that now, instead of just a phone number, I can find see a satellite photo of their house and view their annual income.

Justin

bumper to bumper

Seeing as I am not good at voicing my emotions and putting into text what I really want to say, I am making my sister Katie do the typing for me. (Megan sits on "Freud's couch" and rambles on about nothing while I, Katie, try and put it into a context that sorta makes sense.) It didn't help that I was put in charge of the first post. My first thought was to title it FIRST POST but then I decided that everyone does that. It reminds me of my high school days of signing yearbooks, oh wait I'm in High School. Remember those people who get overly facetious (not sure what that means, but it sounds good right?) about signing dumb things like,"first person to write in your yearbook! I am so cool!" They really are not though, but we'll let them think that if they want to. So as I write this post, yes I am first, but I am going to be very very humble about it.

I feel very, how do I put this, privileged to write the first post. Being the youngest child it makes sense that they'd make me do the dirty work of the first post. You take candy from the youngest, make them buy you stuff, and make you start off the family blog. What a joke. It was hard enough growing up having my older brothers tell me I was adopted. For all I know, its true. Lets just say if my parents were to tell me I'm adopted I wouldn't be one bit surprised, I'm actually just waiting for the family council when my dad gathers us all together and announces it. Good thing I look like them, it still gives me hope.

Here it is, the first post of many from our family to yours, bumper to bumper.

Love Megan