As I noticed that my Inbox had over 1400 text messages i decided it would be best to delete. however i dread deleting them because I feel like they are a part of me. So I quickly found some of the funniest things that people said to me and saved them. some of them are totally random and wont make sense but i found them very comical! here are a few.....
"ps my husband is going to have a hot butt. No big deal"
"i loved little megan" (what about big megan?)
"my roomates have gone mad and read romance novels outloud at night. cant they just go find boyfriends? that's what i thought. well goodnight, i need my beauty sleep because i'm going prospect hunting in the morning."
"he claims he is happily married" (debatable)
"fen"
"Narcissist" (how do you spell that?? ha )
"what are sluts to do now that its getting colder?"
"of course not, too healthy."
"good thing you watched conference"
"it's a quarter after one i'm all alone and i need you now" (received and 1:15)
"ladies! haha its our date night tonight! :)" (........)
"esther fowkes is waiting for her work to be done and we're going to be able to do if for her! :)" (pretty sure we got that taken care of...dont worry)
"how are your pre nates working out for you?"
"hey do you wanna have an art history study group tomo night at like 8:30?"
"YR"
"i go to school, dont you?" (questionable)
"welcome to early school geek" (i promise i'm not a geek and that it was for a good reason)
"I bought my first pair of skinny jeans"
"a little spider boy just walked up to me on campus and gave me a reeses cup. those kids are full of surprises!"
"dear white children- plt presentations......" (this is not racist)
"me and susan are retarded. we decided to light paper on fire in our room because we had a lighter. yeah now it just reaks!" (smart!)
"so not even kidding i saw a girl that looks EXACTLY like you just now...so yeah...just made a fool of myself and it wasn't even you..."
"i love it when couples not only hold hands, but when they swing their hands"
"you and dan both gone...hmmmm suspicious :)"
"hey bud, dont forget to pay they phone bill." (usual...ha)
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i can now press the delete button and sleep soundly tonight.
love
MEGAN
